
* I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.
* Life without bears would be unbearable. * Believe in Darwin; Cancer cures smoking. * Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more. * Life is too important to be taken seriously. ** Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. * All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door. * When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly. * Laughter is the closest distance between two people. * What you don't do is always more important than what you do do. * The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. * Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. * "If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." -- Old Irish Saying