YES! there are still MORE great Thoughts and Sayings
to elicit Smiles and Laughs....
It's easy to think good thoughts, when you're leaning on a fragrant bale of fresh hay!
This photo was taken on a hike near Sassocorvaro, in Italy,
where Anton had a summer exhibition in a fortress.
The huge hay-rolls were dotting the landscape like a giant sculpture project.
Earth art, indeed!
Gisela sent these quotes and thoughts from Australia,
where she moved to from Jackson Hole Wyoming... Quite a change!!
(I've edited some out that I've posted before)
1. A day without sunshine is like, night. 2. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 10. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 11. Remember half the people you know are below average. 12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? 13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool. 14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 20. I intend to live forever - so far so good. 21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. 22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. 25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. 28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. 32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. 34. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. 36. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it. 37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. 38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. 39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. 41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. 43. Two wrongs are only the beginning. 45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. 46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. 48. Get a new car for you spouse - it'll be a great trade! 49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. 50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! 51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... 53. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. 54. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. 55. Never argue with a fool. He may be doing the same thing.'NUFF SAID!
