Ok, the first thing you do is go into the garage... Search it all around, each part of it, until you find the "DOLLAR" bill (3). Get it! Next, go north three times, then east three times, and you've arrived at the Quickie-Mart. Go to the counter, and buy a "LOTTERY TICKET" (6). The numbers don't matter. Leave the shop and go west. Walk up to the hole in the fence and "LOOK THROUGH HOLE" (7). Continue west twice more.

You're now at the KROD Television Station. Give the "TICKET" to the secretary. She'll tell you what the winning numbers were and you must remember them. When she asks you for your numbers, you tell her the winning numbers that she's just told you (17). She'll let you into the green room. "SIT" down on the chair and wait (18). When you're called for, "STAND" and follow the man, who takes you onto the dating game. Say whatever you want when the girl asks you questions, it's automatic and doesn't make any difference (38). When you leave, you should end up in the green room again and be given a cruise ticket (44). "SIT" down in the chair again and wait. When you are called for, "STAND" and follow the woman to the lottery.

The lottery scene also happens by itself. When you're finished with the lottery, you'll win the 1 Million Dollars a Year for Life prize (63). Leave and go south, then east, to the Molto Lira (the suit shop). Walk to the back of the shop, "GET SWIMSUIT", walk to the counter, "Pay" (71), and the woman will change your million dollar bill.

Go west, the south twice and Walk to the trash cans. "SEARCH TRASH", and the game'll ask you "Why do you want to do it?". "SEARCH TRASH" again, and "GET PASSPORT" (76). Go north twice, then east three times, and you're at Swabs Drugs. Enter and walk to the aisle on the far left. "GET SUNSCREEN". Walk to the counter and "PAY" (85). Leave the shop and go north.

Walk into Quikie Mart and walk over to the giant cup (GROTESQUE GULP). "FILL CUP" (90), then walk to the counter and "PAY" (93). Leave the shop and go south three times.

Walk into Hairy Reams Barber Shop, and walk to the chair. "SIT" and get a haircut. Leave the shop when you're finished, and go north twice, then west twice.

Enter the Music Shop (it's now open) and talk to the girl. You should get an ONKLUNK (103). Then go east, south, and east to the dock. As long as you have a PASSPORT and TICKET, you're all set. Just "SHOW MAN TICKET" and go north onto the boat. Save your game here!

First, go into your cabin, by going east (to the right). Walk to the back of the cabin, and "GET FRUIT" (115) from the night stand. Walk through the door to the East and you'll meet Momma. Don't go near her or she'll whip you to death! If you have a saved game right here, you might wish to watch what happens. Go west leaving her cabin and re-enter your cabin. Stand behind the closet, and "WEAR SWIMSUIT". Walk back through door to the east, and walk over to the cabinet (don't get too close to the bed!). "OPEN DRAWER", "LOOK IN DRAWER", "GET KIT", "CLOSE DRAWER", and walk through the door to your cabin. Leave your cabin. Save your game over the one you made before you got the SEWING KIT!

Go up to the third deck and walk as far east as possible. You'll now be at the pool. "USE SUNSCREEN" and go to the nearest sunbed and "LIE DOWN". Do NOT follow the woman who approaches you. "STAND", walk into the pool, "SWIM" (or you'll drown), and "DIVE". Swim to the bottom of the pool and "GET TOP". Swim back up. Swimming is easiest with the mouse, clicking on the bottom of the pool every time his arms point forward. But you'll have to use the keyboard when you get to the very top. If your not fast enough here, your lungs will explode. Swim to the edge of the pool, "GET OUT", "USE SUNSCREEN" (137). Leave the pool and return to your cabin.

When you're in your cabin, stand behind the closet and "WEAR SUIT" (LEISURE SUIT). Leave your cabin and walk up to the very top of the boat (The restaurant). In the restaurant, walk to the end of the bar and "GET DIP" (SPINACH DIP) (139). Now go to the far west of the third deck (The Barber Shop) walk over to the chair and "SIT".

Leave the Barber Shop and walk up the stairs to the bridge. Once there, sneak over behind the captain and go to what looks like a blue stick on the control panel. "PULL LEVER" and sneak back out of the bridge and make your way to one of the lifeboats (The one to the far left) (150). Stand next to the railings by the boat and "JUMP INTO BOAT".

At the screen showing the whole ship and all the lifeboats being lowered, as soon as you start drifting away, "USE SUNSCREEN", "EAT DIP", and "WEAR WIG" (157). If all goes to plan, you should now crash land on a beach (182).

Go South and you should find yourself in some wilderness, you'll walk about lost in it for a bit. This is difficult. I hope you have some other hobbies, as now would be a good time to do them while you wait! When you get close enough, "GET FLOWER" from the middle of the screen. Don't worry if you miss it, you'll get more chances (185).

When the sequence finally ends you'll be in a posh restaurant. Walk over to the man and "TALK MAN". He'll tell you to sit and wait, so walk over to the chair and "SIT" (186). Once the Maitre'd has finished seating the other guests, you'll be shown to your table and given some food. Do not eat the food! Walk over to the buffet and "EXAMINE BUFFET". Then walk over to the cheese and "TAKE KNIFE" (190). Now leave the restaurant and you'll find yourself back in the wilderness. Now's the time to get that flower if you missed it before. Wait until you're near the pink flowers along the center road, and type "GET FLOWERS". If it keeps saying "You're not close enough!", keep trying, you'll get them.

When you've found your way you'll be in a hotel guest room. "LOOK" to get your bearings and then walk over to the night stand and "TAKE MATCHES". Now walk into the bathroom and "TAKE SOAP" from by the sink (194). Leave the maid alone (unless you want to see another cool death scene). Now leave the room and after a while you'll find yourself in the Barbers. Walk over to the chair and "SIT". When he's finished, you'll be a blonde. Now leave the shop and go back into the wilderness, after which you'll find yourself back on the beach.

Go west and "LOOK". Walk to the far west of the screen, between the rocks, and "GET BIKINI". Now go east and south back into the wilderness (201). It's a little faster this time but it is still HELL! When you walk into the restaurant, just leave again. In the hotel guest room, go into the dressing area behind the bathroom and "WEAR BIKINI". Now "PUT DOUGH IN TOP" (218), and leave.

Walk south back into the wilderness and you will find yourself in the Barber Shop again. Once there, walk over to the chair and "SIT". When you're finished, you now look like a girl!? Leave and head south, and you'll end up on the beach (221). Go to the right (east twice), just go right by the KGB agents. Now, these cliffs aren't as bad as they look. You'll have to edge your way along the cliff face, but don't worry, you can't fall off even if you try (Try to fall off really far towards the end to see how far your legs stretch)! At the very end of the cliffs, as it's giving you the big spiel on how you've escaped the KGB, etc., "WEAR SUIT" (or "CHANGE CLOTHES"). You may have to enter the command more than once for the game to accept it.

You'll now find yourself at the airport (239). Walk up to the two dancing men and "GIVE MAN FLOWER" (be careful not to get too close). O.k, now walk into the airport where you will see some never ending queue's, where the queue you are in will never get shorter, what fun! Ignore the queue's and walk off to the west where you will find another Barber Shop. Walk in and up to the lady and "LOOK LADY". Walk to the chair and "SIT". When finished, leave the barber shop. If you want to see one of the amusing deaths now (I suggest you save first), sit next to the lady on the chair and then follow her when she leaves. Assuming that you didn't do this, or have reloaded your saved game from outside the barber shop, go twice east again, past the ticket lines and go to the right.

Walk over to the man and "TALK MAN". He'll ask you for your passport. "GIVE MAN PASSPORT". After looking through your possessions, he'll let you through the gate to the east, which'll open when you walk up to it. Walk through it and you'll find yourself in the X-ray room. Now stand next to the conveyor belt and wait for the green cammo bag with a bomb in it to come by. When the bag comes to you, "GET BAG" (277). You might also like to get other bags to see what's in them for fun. If you don't think you'll be able to spot the bag, then just get every bag that passes you by.

After the bomb goes off, the queues will have cleared. Walk up to the lady and "BUY TICKET". When the lady has finished, go east and "SHOW MAN PASSPORT". Go east twice and walk up to the snack bar and "BUY FOOD". When you're brought the food, "LOOK IN FOOD", but don't eat it! You'll now find a bobby pin in the gravy. "TAKE PIN". Now walk over to the flight insurance vending machines to the east and "PUT MONEY IN MACHINE". You'll now get a parachute. Quickly walk up the conveyor belt and after a bit you'll find yourself in the waiting room (292). Walk over to the counter and "GET PAMPHLET", then "GIVE MAN TICKET". Walk on to the plane and you'll end up in your seat (306).

On the plane, as soon as you sit down, "GIVE MAN PAMPHLET" to the man next to you. "Get bag" (AIRSICKNESS BAG). "STAND", walk east to the back of the plane and find the emergency door, it's on the opposite side from the bathrooms. You'll know you are next to it when one of the bathroom doors open, a man gets out, and another one goes in. "PICK LOCK" with the bobby pin (or "USE PIN"), "MOVE HANDLE", "WEAR PARACHUTE", and "OPEN DOOR". You'll now be sucked out. Quickly "OPEN PARACHUTE" (or "PULL RIP CORD") and you should land on an island (334).

When you find yourself hanging in the tree, "CUT ROPE" to free yourself. Now walk over to the stick (north and east a bit) and "GET STICK" (346). The next bit is dangerous, in fact, this whole island is, so be very careful and save lots! There's a hive of killer bees on the small tree to the south. Walk over to it and "CRAWL" under the bush, then exit south.

On the following screen, there's an Anaconda, in a tree. Walk up to the branch and just as it is about to attack you "USE STICK" (or "HOLD STICK"). When you have done this, walk off the screen to the southeast. The next screen is a swamp. Follow the dry path on the swamp (the path actually looks more like a reflection than a path) near the bottom of the screen to avoid the quicksand. Depending on your colors, this may be hard to find, but you'll make it. They should be bright orange.

This next screen is really fun. Save your game and then try walking through the river. However, if you don't want to die, then the way to do it is to swing from the vines. Walk over to the far right and next to the water of the bank you are on, "GRAB VINE". You'll swing across, then, quickly type it again (or press 'F3') to grab the next one. Do this until you reach the edge. Now walk up to the tree and "GET VINE" (377). Exit the screen to the east and sit back and watch the cartoon for the next five minutes or so.

When the sequence is finished, you'll be standing next to a chasm with a tree on the other side. Go south, then east, walk over to the burned out fire and "GET ASHES". Now return to the chasm and stand right next to the edge. "THROW VINE" and if you're close enough, you can swing on the vine across the chasm, and you'll get to the other side.

Now go north until you reach the bottom edge of the glacier. Go to the foot of the steps made of ice. "USE ASHES" (or "THROW ASHES"). Once past the ice, walk up to the very top of the mountain, where the elevator is (436). Go to the edge of the chasm (the best place is where it widens into a hole near where the steam comes out). Don't get too close though or you'll fall in. Type (it's very sensitive here to the exact wording) "PUT BAG INSIDE TONIC BOTTLE", "LIGHT BAG", and "DROP BOTTLE IN HOLE", which'll blow the door open. The elevator door will now open, so walk in (459). That's it, the game takes over from here. Get ready for a good 15 - 20 minute cartoon (489 of a possible 500).